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Quem está doente? Invenções das mentes dos Médicos Psiquiatras!!!! Acredite se quiser!!! New psychiatric disorders flag normal human behaviors as “diseases”

New psychiatric disorders flag normal human behaviors as "diseases"

(NaturalNews) The Disease Mongering Engine, which I invented a
couple of years ago and posted on NaturalNews, was initially created as
a joke to demonstrate the ridiculousness of the fictitious diseases
that are constantly created by the psychiatric industry. This hilarious
online disease generator (…) allows you to instantly create your own fictitious diseases and disorders such as:

• Repetitive Dysmorphic Nose Picking Disorder With Itching (RDNPDWI)
• Oppositional Disorganized Speaking Disorder With Indigestion (ODSDWI)
• Chronic Bipolar Anticipation Dysfunction With Smelly Feet (CBADWSF)

… and so on.

the bizarre part: All of a sudden, the new psychiatric diagnostic
manual (DSM-V) appears to have adopted as medical fact many of the
disorders that were created by the Disease Mongering Engine!

new manual, for example, now says that spending a lot of time thinking
about sex is a disorder. (That immediately paints every teenage boy as

Another new disease is "Oppositional Defiant
Disorder" (ODD), which includes anyone who disagrees with authority.
All those who are skeptical about the safety of vaccines, for example,
are about to be diagnosed with ODD.

Now, people who are
antisocial aren’t merely antisocial. They’re suffering from "Antisocial
Personality Disorder" and require pharmacological treatment. So the
prick neighbor isn’t merely a prick anymore; he’s a "sufferer" of a
"disorder" who needs "treatment."

Children are no longer unhappy
or throwing a temper tantrum, they are suffering from "Temper
Dysregulation Disorder with Dysphoria." (I’m not making this up…)

you cracking up yet? If George Carlin were still alive today, he’d go
berserk over this… Carlin, of course, would have been diagnosed with
countless psychiatric disorders just for being different in his own
genius way.

Federal law protects jackasses

examples of ridiculous disorders seems endless. But here’s the real
kicker in all this: Thanks to federal laws that were designed to
protect people who are physically disabled, people who now "suffer"
from these fictitious disorders are now protected under federal law. So
the antisocial prick jackass working at your office can’t be fired now
because he’s actually suffering from a diagnosed "mental disorder" and
he’s being "treated" by psychiatrists.

As columnist George Will
described it in a Washington Post article, "If every character blemish
or emotional turbulence is a "disorder" akin to a physical disability,
legal accommodations are mandatory. Under federal law, "disabilities"
include any "mental impairment that substantially limits one or more
major life activities"; "mental impairments" include "emotional or
mental illness." So there might be a legal entitlement to be a jerk."

might even be legal protections for people who are sexual predators. So
the creepy pervert at the office who feels you up in the snack room
can’t be fired either — he’s only suffering from "Hypersexual
Disorder", a new disorder now defined as a "mental illness" by the
psychiatric manual which describes it, in part, as: "A great deal of
time is consumed by sexual fantasies and urges and by planning for and
engaging in sexual behavior." (Well gee, there goes half the

Let’s make all the children "normal"

another danger in all this psych-tagging of human behavior: What about
all the creative, genius children who operate far beyond the
intellectual norms of regular, average kids? As George Will explains:

eccentricities, sometimes inextricable from creativity, might be
labeled "disorders" to be "cured." If 7-year-old Mozart tried composing
his concertos today, he might be diagnosed with attention-deficit
hyperactivity disorder and medicated into barren normality."

on the new DSM-V, children who don’t fit in as dumbed-down, average
kids will be flagged as diseased and could be cognitively castrated by
whatever psychiatric drugs are necessary to bring them down to the
level of all the other kids. Why have exceptional children when they
can fit in better as "average!"

It’s all just pure disease mongering

The point in all this is that psychiatry has gone completely loony.
Now even the mainstream media is seeing the stupidity in naming every
human emotion or eccentricity a "disorder." When the Wall Street
Journal and the Washington Post (among other mainstream papers) start
questioning the validity of modern psychiatry, you know a line has been

As the Wall Street Journal reported just yesterday,
"Patients who seek psychiatric help today for mood disorders stand a
good chance of being diagnosed with a disease that doesn’t exist and
treated with a medication little more effective than a placebo." (…)

years ago, such a sentence only would have appeared on websites like, but now these words are appearing in the mainstream
media. Amazing.

It just goes to show you that psychiatry has now
lost credibility with even the mainstream media that has long support
the industry’s disease mongering schemes. Psychiatry’s greatest
achievement over the last decade appears to have been destroying its
own integrity, much to the benefit of the world population which would
be far better off without psychiatry.

That’s my opinion,
at least. Or maybe I’m just suffering from Oppositional Defiance
Disorder like everyone else who thinks for themselves.

Don’t forget to generate your own fictitious psychiatric disorders by playing with the Disease Mongering Engine:…

And while you’re at it, check out where you can watch full-length documentary exposing the fraud of the psychiatric industry.

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